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“Кала Казил”

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The People's Republic of Kala Kazil is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.579 billion Kala Kazilians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.0%.

The powerhouse Kala Kazilian economy, worth 398 trillion kazilots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,441 kazilots, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

The rich are once again pinching pennies, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares, and search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kala Kazil's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ukrainian Orthodoxy.

Kala Kazil is ranked 90,094^th in the world and 2^nd in Regionistan for Most Developed, scoring 64.05 on the Human Development Index.