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The Republic of Jofff

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The Republic of Jofff is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 12.36 billion Jofffians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jofff City. The average income tax rate is 37.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Jofffian economy, worth a remarkable 1,804 trillion buckaroos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 145,983 buckaroos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

A mushroom a day keeps the sadness away, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, the nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies, and the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service. Crime is totally unknown. Jofff's national animal is the rabid frog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jofff is ranked 105,052^nd in the world and 5,353^rd in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.28 law-abiding acts per hour.

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