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The WORLD REVOLVING of JEVIL is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by JEVIL with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.571 billion JEVILS live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of THE CIRCUS. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient CHAOTIC economy, worth a remarkable 1,473 trillion JEVILSTAILS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 264,472 JEVILSTAILS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Pootling steam trains carry delighted tourists and frustrated businessmen from city to city at a snail's pace, leisure is a crime in ski towns, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, and the government guarantees extra-soft tissues to fire-snorting elephants. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. JEVIL's national animal is the DEVILSKNIFE, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is CHAOS.

JEVIL is ranked 10,086^th in the world and 1^st in Dark World for Most Cultured, scoring 114 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.