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The Subsidized Union of Jermi |
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Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Palatine |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise |
The Subsidized Union of Jermi is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by J with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.069 billion Jermen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeinburg. The average income tax rate is 93.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Jermian economy, worth a remarkable 1,917 trillion Mincoes a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 271,251 Mincoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jermi's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Lunaism.
Jermi is ranked 9,923rd in the world and 4th in Palatine for Smartest Citizens, with 92.1 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Jermi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
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Jermi, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
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Jermi changed its national capital to "Jeinburg".
- : Following new legislation in
Jermi, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation.
- : Following new legislation in
Jermi, ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism.
- : Following new legislation in
Jermi, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
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Jermi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
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Jermi voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Recognition of the General Assembly"".
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Jermi, three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up.
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Jermi, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Observation Post 13,
Janissary, and
Chineva.