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The Music Broadcasting Station of Jamming

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The Music Broadcasting Station of Jamming is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Robbie Rotten with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The democratic population of 1.98 billion Jammers are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tune Town. The average income tax rate is 19.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Jamming economy, worth 79.5 trillion Jams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 40,150 Jams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, Robbie Rotten's perky ego is the talk of the town, Vibing has been named as Jamming's national religion, and Robbie Rotten has just been declared ruler of Jamming in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jamming's national animal is the Party Parrot, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Vibing.

Jamming is ranked 7,254^th in the world and 1^st in Femboy for Most Conservative, scoring 92.67 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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