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The Harbinger of Destruction of J o J

“Zerstörung für alle, Frieden für keinen.”

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The Harbinger of Destruction of J o J is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Vassal of Eradication with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.579 billion J o Jians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Abyss. The average income tax rate is 77.0%.

The frighteningly efficient J o Jian economy, worth a remarkable 2,589 trillion Pointless Monetary Units a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,682 Pointless Monetary Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, the horniness of the great-horned Irrelevant Creature is considered a national priority, and J o J has taken the radical step of electing its future leaders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J o J's national animal is the Irrelevant Creature, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Obliteration of the Self.

J o J is ranked 7,796^th in the world and 1^st in J o J for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.09 law-abiding acts per hour.

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