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The Limited Democracy of J o J

“Unity through Nationality”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: J o J

Regional Influence: Hegemony


The Limited Democracy of J o J is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Tetrick with an iron fist, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.066 billion J o Jians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saucey Swes. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient J o Jian economy, worth a remarkable 1,263 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,804 Sauces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, and money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J o J's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

J o J is ranked 14,419th in the world and 1st in J o J for Highest Economic Output, with 1,263 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 344thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,361stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,507thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,576thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,451stLowest Crime Rates: 6,831stLargest Governments: 8,923rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,186thMost Efficient Economies: 9,204thLargest Mining Sector: 9,712thRudest Citizens: 11,188thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,407thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,837thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 13,212thHighest Economic Output: 14,419thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,595thMost Developed: 14,975thLargest Retail Industry: 16,052ndMost Subsidized Industry: 16,720thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,124thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,245thSafest: 18,456thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,809thMost Secular: 21,092ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21,092ndMost Influential: 21,913thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,971stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,598th

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