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The Republic of Itiyoophiyaa

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The Republic of Itiyoophiyaa is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.965 billion Itiyoophiyaans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The thriving Itiyoophiyaan economy, worth 275 trillion districtas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 69,608 districtas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 236,385 per year while the poor average 15,122, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, organ donation is compulsory, and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Itiyoophiyaa's national animal is the hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Itiyoophiyaa is ranked 198,055^th in the world and 1^st in the Republic of Ethiopia for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.

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