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The Federal Republic of Impirial Alexandra |
“Money = Power”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: The Kingdom of Great Britain |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Federal Republic of Impirial Alexandra is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its digital currency, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.84 billion Impirial Alexandrans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Impirial Edinburgh. The average income tax rate is 42.8%.
The all-consuming Impirial Alexandran economy, worth 208 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,183 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, and the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Impirial Alexandra's national animal is the Arctic fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Impirial Alexandra is ranked 247,859th in the world and 83rd in The Kingdom of Great Britain for Most Primitive, scoring -145.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Impirial Alexandra was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality and Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Impirial Alexandra was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Impirial Alexandra, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
- : Impirial Alexandra was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Impirial Alexandra, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
- : Following new legislation in Impirial Alexandra, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
- : Following new legislation in Impirial Alexandra, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
- : Impirial Alexandra was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Impirial Alexandra, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead.
- : Following new legislation in Impirial Alexandra, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Impirial Alexandran Embarrassments.