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The Military Junta of Imperial Akatsuki

“The path of Justice is paved with the blood of our foes”

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The Military Junta of Imperial Akatsuki is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Kamenev with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.502 billion Imperial-Kuatians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harnaidan. The average income tax rate is 4.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial-Kuati economy, worth a remarkable 6,703 trillion Succs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 462,224 Succs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning, children as young as eight can be found working in factories, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperial Akatsuki's national animal is the Hollow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Imperial Akatsuki is ranked 294,272^nd in the world and 14^th in The Glorious Evolution for Nicest Citizens, with 0.05 average smiles per day.

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