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The Wolfist Junta of Hyperwolf

“Work, War, Wolves”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Newcomer

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The Wolfist Junta of Hyperwolf is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Hyperwolf with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, flagrant waste-dumping, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.185 billion Hyperwolfians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolf City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hyperwolfist economy, worth a remarkable 3,360 trillion WolfCoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 275,790 WolfCoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,537,057 per year while the poor average 3,075, a ratio of 825 to 1.

Enemy governments seem especially interested in Hyperwolf's election cycle, horns and hypocrisy are the newest exports of Hyperwolf, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance, and flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hyperwolf's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Wolfism.

Hyperwolf is ranked 287,204th in the world and 4,646th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 3,075.1 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 87thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 240thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 340thMost Avoided: 385thRudest Citizens: 443rdHighest Crime Rates: 496thMost Secular: 651stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 735thLargest Retail Industry: 747thHighest Disposable Incomes: 779thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 823rdFattest Citizens: 865thMost Armed: 962ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,119thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,247thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,430thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,551stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,839thLargest Mining Sector: 1,884thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,932ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,440thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,728thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,804thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,202ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,465thHighest Average Incomes: 4,538thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,012thSmartest Citizens: 5,456thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,434thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,010thHighest Economic Output: 8,289thTop
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Largest Governments: 25,630thMost Pro-Market: 29,927th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 25th in the regionFattest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Armed: 28th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 31st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 39th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 45th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 52nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 55th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 78th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 81st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 83rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 83rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 91st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 92nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 142nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 162nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 188th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 226th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 231st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 285th in the region

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