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The Theocracy of Huitzilopochlti

“Societies in decline have no use for scratching posts.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Poqilet

Regional Influence: Power


The Theocracy of Huitzilopochlti is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 27.335 billion Huitzilopochltians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 57.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Huitzilopochltian economy, worth 81.1 trillion Birdies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 2,965 Birdies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Huitzilopochlti's national animal is the Catoborus.

Huitzilopochlti is ranked 112,618th in the world and 1st in Poqilet for Most Devout, with 217.65 prayers per hour.

Most Authoritarian: 1stMost Conservative: 2ndMost Income Equality: 4thMost Extreme: 310thTop
Most Stationary: 3,406thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,093rdLargest Populations: 5,608thMost Influential: 10,260thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,012th

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