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The Theocracy of Huitzilopochlti

“Societies in decline have no use for scratching posts.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Poqilet

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Theocracy of Huitzilopochlti is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 24.508 billion Huitzilopochltians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 57.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Huitzilopochltian economy, worth 72.7 trillion Birdies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 2,965 Birdies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Huitzilopochlti's national animal is the Catoborus.

Huitzilopochlti is ranked 248,904th in the world and 1st in Poqilet for Highest Poor Incomes, with 2,965.12 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Authoritarian: 1stMost Conservative: 3rdMost Income Equality: 4thMost Extreme: 285thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,690thMost Stationary: 3,777thLargest Populations: 5,813thMost Influential: 11,187thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,209th

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