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The Theocracy of Huitzilopochlti

“Societies in decline have no use for scratching posts.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Poqilet

Regional Influence: Power


The Theocracy of Huitzilopochlti is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 17.087 billion Huitzilopochltians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 57.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Huitzilopochltian economy, worth 51.6 trillion Birdies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 3,022 Birdies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Huitzilopochlti's national animal is the Catoborus.

Huitzilopochlti is ranked 170,566th in the world and 3rd in Poqilet for Most Efficient Economies, scoring zero on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Authoritarian: 1stMost Conservative: 2ndMost Income Equality: 4thMost Extreme: 325thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,727thMost Stationary: 5,107thLargest Populations: 6,898thTop
Most Influential: 13,578thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,608th

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