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The Royal Norwegian Navy Frigate of HNoMS Fridtjof Nansen

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The Royal Norwegian Navy Frigate of HNoMS Fridtjof Nansen is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kyorgia Kyosson-Vonimof with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ban on automobiles, and public floggings. The compassionate population of 17.925 billion HNoMS Fridtjof Nansenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. The average income tax rate is 20.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong HNoMS Fridtjof Nansenian economy, worth 936 trillion Platinums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,228 Platinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Kyorgia Kyosson-Vonimof has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, and Oslo's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HNoMS Fridtjof Nansen's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Den Norske Kirke.

HNoMS Fridtjof Nansen is ranked 78,825^th in the world and 1^st in Watersia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 20.96 kickbacks per hour.

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