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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR

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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 46.691 billion ABU AMMARians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paprika. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ABU AMMARian economy, worth an astonishing 45,002 trillion corn chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 963,829 corn chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of corn chips are being blown on orbital weapons development, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, and in a fit of passion Leader has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. ABU AMMAR's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ABU AMMAR is ranked 4^th in the world and 1^st in Holy Lands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 77,932.41 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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