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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR

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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 42.462 billion ABU AMMARians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paprika. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ABU AMMARian economy, worth an astonishing 40,551 trillion corn chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 955,010 corn chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the ABU AMMARian Navy, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, in a fit of passion Leader has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. ABU AMMAR's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ABU AMMAR is ranked 22,012^th in the world and 1^st in Holy Lands for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

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