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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR


Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Holy Lands

Regional Influence: Hegemony


The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 41.215 billion ABU AMMARians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paprika. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ABU AMMARian economy, worth an astonishing 39,040 trillion corn chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 947,236 corn chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending recently hit a new high, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and the government spends billions to protect ABU AMMAR from a disaster that is one in a million. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. ABU AMMAR's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ABU AMMAR is ranked 237,539th in the world and 2nd in Holy Lands for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 5.99 tourists per hour.

Highest Disposable Incomes: 4thMost Efficient Economies: 6thHighest Economic Output: 6thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10thMost Patriotic: 10thLargest Populations: 12thHighest Average Incomes: 15thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16thLargest Insurance Industry: 22ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27thLargest Mining Sector: 28thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 32ndMost Stationary: 36thHighest Poor Incomes: 37thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 38thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 51stFattest Citizens: 53rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 67thLargest Agricultural Sector: 86thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 88thMost Armed: 150thLargest Governments: 170thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 171stMost Avoided: 185thLargest Gambling Industry: 190thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 222ndMost Corrupt Governments: 314thLargest Information Technology Sector: 358thLowest Crime Rates: 363rdMost Subsidized Industry: 403rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 507thLargest Black Market: 729thLargest Retail Industry: 803rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 911thSmartest Citizens: 949thRudest Citizens: 1,404thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 3,900thMost Cultured: 4,788thMost Influential: 5,672ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,906thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,762ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,739thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,559thMost Secular: 23,432nd

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