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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR

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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, soft-spoken computers, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 40.055 billion ABU AMMARians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paprika. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ABU AMMARian economy, worth an astonishing 37,884 trillion corn chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 945,815 corn chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

In a fit of passion Leader has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, 90% of active duty AAAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, billions of corn chips are being blown on orbital weapons development, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. ABU AMMAR's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ABU AMMAR is ranked 6^th in the world and 1^st in Holy Lands for Highest Economic Output, with 37,884 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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