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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR

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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 41.215 billion ABU AMMARians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paprika. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ABU AMMARian economy, worth an astonishing 39,040 trillion corn chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 947,236 corn chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending recently hit a new high, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and the government spends billions to protect ABU AMMAR from a disaster that is one in a million. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. ABU AMMAR's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ABU AMMAR is ranked 237,539^th in the world and 2^nd in Holy Lands for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 5.99 tourists per hour.

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