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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR


Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Holy Lands

Regional Influence: Hegemony


The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.773 billion ABU AMMARians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paprika. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ABU AMMARian economy, worth an astonishing 37,043 trillion corn chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 955,397 corn chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

A rusted hulk in Paprika harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Holy Lands, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across ABU AMMAR. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. ABU AMMAR's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ABU AMMAR is ranked 219,223rd in the world and 3rd in Holy Lands for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2.35 Tourists Per Hour.

Highest Disposable Incomes: 3rdMost Efficient Economies: 5thHighest Economic Output: 6thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8thHighest Average Incomes: 14thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15thLargest Populations: 19thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21stLargest Insurance Industry: 23rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24thLargest Mining Sector: 28thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 34thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 36thMost Stationary: 38thFattest Citizens: 51stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 56thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 58thMost Avoided: 68thLargest Agricultural Sector: 74thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 81stHighest Poor Incomes: 101stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 117thMost Armed: 147thLargest Governments: 152ndLargest Gambling Industry: 181stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 195thMost Corrupt Governments: 267thMost Subsidized Industry: 290thLargest Information Technology Sector: 300thLowest Crime Rates: 317thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 414thLargest Black Market: 465thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 513thLargest Retail Industry: 623rdSmartest Citizens: 919thRudest Citizens: 2,098thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 3,601stMost Cultured: 4,595thMost Influential: 5,688thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,961stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,728thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,735thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,434th

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