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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR


Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Holy Lands

Regional Influence: Hegemony


The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 42.462 billion ABU AMMARians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paprika. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ABU AMMARian economy, worth an astonishing 40,551 trillion corn chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 955,010 corn chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the ABU AMMARian Navy, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, in a fit of passion Leader has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. ABU AMMAR's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ABU AMMAR is ranked 22,012th in the world and 1st in Holy Lands for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

Highest Economic Output: 5thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5thMost Efficient Economies: 6thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6thLargest Populations: 11thMost Patriotic: 12thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14thHighest Average Incomes: 17thLargest Insurance Industry: 21stMost Scientifically Advanced: 21stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25thLargest Mining Sector: 28thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 33rdMost Stationary: 34thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 39thHighest Poor Incomes: 40thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 53rdFattest Citizens: 57thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 64thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 85thLargest Agricultural Sector: 87thMost Armed: 155thLargest Governments: 186thLargest Gambling Industry: 191stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 192ndMost Avoided: 195thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 236thMost Corrupt Governments: 335thLargest Information Technology Sector: 386thLowest Crime Rates: 391stMost Subsidized Industry: 483rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 580thLargest Black Market: 674thLargest Retail Industry: 878thSmartest Citizens: 975thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,016thRudest Citizens: 1,735thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 3,955thMost Cultured: 4,948thMost Influential: 5,901stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,572ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,342ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,843rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,012thMost Secular: 24,803rd

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Endorsements Received: None.