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The Sexy Funland of Hetairaea

“Live. Love. Laugh. Lewd!”

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The Sexy Funland of Hetairaea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Gwen Matisch with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.925 billion Hetairaeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shangri-La. The average income tax rate is 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Hetairaean economy, worth a remarkable 4,036 trillion Sauces a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 369,519 Sauces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime is almost non-existent. Hetairaea's national animal is the Succubus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is communal loving.

Hetairaea is ranked 556^th in the world and 1^st in Project Snowscape for Highest Food Quality, scoring 423.35 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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