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The Unknown of HEJ-872543

“From Many, One”

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The Unknown of HEJ-872543 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, fear of technology, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.942 billion HEJ-872543ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Environment, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.4%.

The HEJ-872543ian economy, worth 265 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 44,605 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 126,444 per year while the poor average 12,575, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

The state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers, H8-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on HEJ-872543, and employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired. Crime is a problem. HEJ-872543's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

HEJ-872543 is ranked 237,184^th in the world and 1^st in Pee for Nicest Citizens, with 3.13 average smiles per day.

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