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The Best Girl of HEJ-82845 |
“You Can't Stop Progress”
Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Thriving |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Alliance of Supreme Powers |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Best Girl of HEJ-82845 is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.016 billion HEJ-82845ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.0%.
The thriving HEJ-82845ian economy, worth 446 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,267 lire, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
Agricultural employees work for peanuts, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, and foreign lack of enthusiasm for HEJ-82845ian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HEJ-82845's national animal is the falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.
HEJ-82845 is ranked 65,983rd in the world and 678th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,322.23 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : HEJ-82845 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive and the Top 10% for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in HEJ-82845, foreign lack of enthusiasm for HEJ-82845ian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
- : Following new legislation in HEJ-82845, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts.
- : Following new legislation in HEJ-82845, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
- : Following new legislation in HEJ-82845, agricultural employees work for peanuts.
- : Following new legislation in HEJ-82845, incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff.
- : HEJ-82845 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in HEJ-82845, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.
- : Following new legislation in HEJ-82845, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.
- : Following new legislation in HEJ-82845, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet.