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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie

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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: belgium

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.654 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 37,903 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,093,776 Fwooshes, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

HC Eredivisiean scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 9th in the world and 1st in belgium for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 54,792.42 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Mining Sector: 2ndHighest Economic Output: 3rdHighest Average Incomes: 3rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7thLargest Insurance Industry: 9thLargest Black Market: 13thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22ndMost Corrupt Governments: 37thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 38thMost Avoided: 38thHighest Poor Incomes: 45thLargest Governments: 82ndMost Subsidized Industry: 96thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 106thFattest Citizens: 133rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 140thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 148thMost Secular: 153rdLowest Crime Rates: 260thMost Advanced Public Transport: 323rdMost Efficient Economies: 391stLargest Populations: 406thLargest Retail Industry: 477thLargest Gambling Industry: 717thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,139thTop
Rudest Citizens: 1,724thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,927thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,623rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,916thMost Influential: 6,268thTop
Most Conservative: 8,078thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,416thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,740thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,691st
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Riemstagrad and Rain and Shadow.