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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie

“I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: belgium

Regional Influence: Truckler

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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 37.389 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 41,578 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,112,048 Fwooshes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters, skyscrapers get built in just days, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all, and panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 209,628th in the world and 167th in belgium for Nudest, with 15.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Highest Economic Output: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 2ndLargest Black Market: 3rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rdHighest Average Incomes: 5thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 9thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19thHighest Poor Incomes: 23rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31stMost Avoided: 43rdMost Corrupt Governments: 51stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 55thLargest Governments: 98thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 124thMost Subsidized Industry: 134thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 136thFattest Citizens: 162ndMost Secular: 257thLowest Crime Rates: 305thMost Advanced Public Transport: 330thMost Efficient Economies: 332ndLargest Populations: 399thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 451stLargest Gambling Industry: 752ndLargest Retail Industry: 766thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 775thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 971stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,232ndRudest Citizens: 1,500thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,402ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,215thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,995thMost Influential: 6,433rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,251stMost Stationary: 15,688thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,079thMost Conservative: 20,451st
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 11th in the region

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