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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie

“I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: belgium

Regional Influence: Truckler

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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 36.917 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 41,233 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,116,916 Fwooshes, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones, the only place where one can see the HC Eredivisiean cherry tree is in a museum, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and police nightsticks see use all day long. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 298th in the world and 1st in belgium for Lowest Crime Rates, with 202.93 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Largest Mining Sector: 2ndHighest Economic Output: 2ndLargest Black Market: 3rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rdHighest Average Incomes: 5thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 10thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 30thMost Avoided: 42ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 46thMost Corrupt Governments: 49thLargest Governments: 94thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 122ndMost Subsidized Industry: 132ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 133rdFattest Citizens: 163rdHighest Poor Incomes: 200thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 214thMost Secular: 239thLowest Crime Rates: 298thMost Efficient Economies: 315thMost Advanced Public Transport: 319thLargest Populations: 397thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 612thLargest Retail Industry: 723rdLargest Gambling Industry: 742ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 915thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,226thRudest Citizens: 2,075thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,456thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,099thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,034thMost Influential: 6,414thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,382ndMost Conservative: 15,660thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,908thMost Stationary: 16,250th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 14th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Rain and Shadow and Riemstagrad.