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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie

“I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: belgium

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, vat-grown people, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 39.773 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 44,069 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,108,019 Fwooshes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

A citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, postcards from HC Eredivisiean driving test centres are popular souvenirs, and the nation has been sent to bed early for unspecified naughtiness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 237,660th in the world and 192nd in belgium for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 4.27 tourists per hour.

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Highest Economic Output: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 3rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rdLargest Black Market: 3rdMost Patriotic: 4thHighest Average Incomes: 4thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9thLargest Insurance Industry: 11thHighest Poor Incomes: 14thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32ndMost Avoided: 64thMost Corrupt Governments: 66thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 86thLargest Governments: 118thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 126thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 128thFattest Citizens: 176thMost Subsidized Industry: 181stMost Advanced Public Transport: 299thMost Secular: 314thLowest Crime Rates: 345thMost Efficient Economies: 375thLargest Populations: 390thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 664thLargest Gambling Industry: 733rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 947thLargest Retail Industry: 984thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,014thRudest Citizens: 1,147thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,320thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,427thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,591stMost Influential: 5,730thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,263rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,221stMost Stationary: 12,934thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,637thSmartest Citizens: 21,499th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Riemstagrad, Rain and Shadow, and Spoenerviel.