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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie

“I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.”

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Location: belgium

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.645 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 42,787 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 1,107,198 Fwooshes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters, skyscrapers get built in just days, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all, and panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 2nd in the world and 1st in belgium for Highest Economic Output, with 42,787 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Economic Output: 2ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rdLargest Black Market: 3rdLargest Mining Sector: 3rdHighest Average Incomes: 4thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6thLargest Insurance Industry: 10thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10thHighest Poor Incomes: 14thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 33rdMost Avoided: 45thMost Corrupt Governments: 59thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 77thLargest Governments: 105thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 126thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 127thMost Subsidized Industry: 153rdFattest Citizens: 170thMost Secular: 289thMost Advanced Public Transport: 315thLowest Crime Rates: 326thMost Efficient Economies: 340thLargest Populations: 395thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 617thLargest Gambling Industry: 774thLargest Retail Industry: 874thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 965thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,104thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,276thRudest Citizens: 1,370thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,402ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,484thMost Influential: 6,215thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,287thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,528thMost Stationary: 14,573rdMost Advanced Public Education: 16,809thSmartest Citizens: 23,497th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 16th in the region

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