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The Republic of Hawk67

“From Many, One”

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The Republic of Hawk67 is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.487 billion Hawk67ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Law & Order, with Social Policy, Defense, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 9.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Hawk67ian economy, worth 122 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,264 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Hawk67ian roads, a mayoral candidate backed by Leader recently won re-election with 110% of the vote, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', and the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Hawk67's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hawk67 is ranked 169,905^th in the world and 4,146^th in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.31 law-abiding acts per hour.

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