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The Kingdom of Holy Free |
“I'm sometimes depressed, people”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Location: the South Pacific |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Kingdom of Holy Free is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Trinal XI with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, fear of technology, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.28 billion Holy Freeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lordinia. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Holy Freean economy, worth a remarkable 1,111 trillion Freeses a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Furniture Restoration and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 119,821 Freeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, those who turn the other cheek seem to enjoy being slapped just a little too much, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and crimes are difficult to stop as most of the police force is stuck in traffic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Free's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Holsanism.
Holy Free is ranked 275,358th in the world and 5,033rd in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10.1 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Holy Free changed its national motto to "I'm sometimes depressed, people".
- : Holy Free was endorsed by The Nationalist Nation of Mercian Legions.
- : Holy Free was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Most Influential, and Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Largest Black Market and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Holy Free was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Holy Free was endorsed by The Republic of Amerikanisches Imperium.
- : Holy Free lost the endorsement of The Republic of Amerikanisches Imperium.
- : Holy Free was endorsed by The Republic of Amerikanisches Imperium.
- : Holy Free was endorsed by The Republic of Muredok.
- : Holy Free was endorsed by The Empire of Meglomania.
- : Holy Free was endorsed by The Commonwealth of New Amerikan Republic.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 213 » Curlyhoward, Arscanesia, Sumina, Jehenna, Bawkie, Zaelith, Aidenfieeld, Beblahbleblo, The Solar System Scope, Land Without Shrimp, Menesynchro, The Two Jerseys, Ostavaria, Ever Testing, Zanforadon, Soem, Of The Bannana Boat Republic, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Linden Oak, Pamela And Hepatitis, Nill Vill, ANuadh, Dakalian, Kiasu-ism, Altnavia, Ebonhand, Yellunstryer, Unojo, Saciu, Skaladoria, The Ginger Lands, Itani, Balisca, Southern Numenor, Nova Montron, Atomic Garden, Isokenzar, A leftover country, Myhomecountry, Darakin, No moking, USNE2018, New Bulacan, ARIAPOLIS01, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, New Anterea, The Worst army of, Walloonia, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, United States of Belvaria, and 163 others.The Haughtherlands, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Dereistic, Fasire, Amerion, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Privatore, Eleuthelrium, Bleakfoot, Ugranda, Nowa Europa, Ancient Slobovia, Myness, Antarctic Empires, Land of Mari, Gymnostan, Dausuva, Of the european socialist republics, Drystar, Chernaya Zvezda, Madhonia, Imperium Sempiternum, Rebel-topia, Tvania, Abarri, Wehraboos, Rad Asia, Los Lonley Boys, Shefino, Sautu, Jammlandia, Noire Denholm, Tepertopia, Amonguitos, Oreo States, PenguinPies, Nomayuki, Bavaristan, Dutch-Gaming-Commune, Doraya, Goldnation, Karatengisa, Froshar, Bonobiana, Aurcania, North Kanuckistan, Mapico, Gracca, America Gone Wrong, Lynxaion, Farengeto, Sanden, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Dun Frest, Tsunamy, Sgaana, Calistan, Farelonia, Besern, Kanatian Percocet, Freedoom, Voiders, Valles Stellarum, Marnrio, Doundaly, Unielvan Millorvium, Estival, Great Lothian, Kazhinskia, Seythennia, Sporaltryus, Gorklibunsond, Bloonation, Blondiesland, Jakub, West Pastafaria, Arlandias, Martzbrieg, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Frairrisburg, Uvalor, Terran Draconia, Dhemixia, Pepoland, The Free Falklands, Empire of Pekoland, Tanyaland, Hacrela, Venezia Pacifica, Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg, Alvira, Cerespasia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, The Weirdo, Gonthavnor, Bohenia, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, Kringalia, Belschaft, Blipp, Sea shep, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Eritria, Tioloman, Greater Pardonia, Emagination, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, Auviantan Outh Islands, Krauanagaz, The Filippinas, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Luxemstein, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Purestan, Springwalla, Las Filipina, HawkoFon, Aodhan, Bogani, Lans Isles, Lupusterra, Marre, Xanistan, BEEstreetz, Nakayo, Pepperton, Eastern Juble Lux, United Allied Systems Nations, Anarco Argentina, North Korea is best, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Genoxelande, Stelmund, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Mardunia, Poguelands, Sedunn, Albend, 7 Trees, Haya-Nagatoro, Eastern Bahia, West Khazana Finsstan, Gwandalis, Megistos, SharttingToepia, New Amerikan Republic, Meglomania, Muredok, Amerikanisches Imperium, and Mercian Legions.