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The Queendom of Harar Megiddo

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The Queendom of Harar Megiddo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, devout population of 13.242 billion Harar Megiddoans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The very strong Harar Megiddoan economy, worth 984 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 74,356 betales, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, the death penalty has been reintroduced, and voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Harar Megiddo's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Harar Megiddo is ranked 56,644^th in the world and 2^nd in Memphis for Most Primitive, scoring 49.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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