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The State Union of Gympieland

“бог, цар, гимпиеланд”

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The State Union of Gympieland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Milan Ludovienka with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.745 billion Gympieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Čjelopiča. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Gympiean economy, worth 796 trillion Dinaras a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 91,062 Dinaras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins, everyone apparently sends Milan Ludovienka hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and what goes down must come up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gympieland's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Orthodox Church of Čjelopiča.

Gympieland is ranked 204,828^th in the world and 78^th in Audinesca for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring zero on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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