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The Republic of Guinea Pig Horde V

“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”

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The Republic of Guinea Pig Horde V is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.945 billion Guinea Pig Horde Vians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 57.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Guinea Pig Horde Vian economy, worth 374 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 47,169 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Guinea Pig Horde V City" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guinea Pig Horde V's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guinea Pig Horde V is ranked 92,290^th in the world and 4,487^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 15.9 kickbacks per hour.

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