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The United States of Greater Somalia

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The United States of Greater Somalia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Aden Adde with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 38.997 billion Somalis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogadishu. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Somali economy, worth an astonishing 22,517 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 577,414 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', major cities are suffering under water rationing, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, and sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Somalia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Greater Somalia is ranked 8^th in the world and 2^nd in The East Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 634.2 quips per hour.

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