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The United States of Greater Somalia

“For my clan”

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The United States of Greater Somalia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Aden Adde with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory vegetarianism, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 44.226 billion Somalis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogadishu. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Somali economy, worth an astonishing 28,321 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 640,382 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Somalia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Greater Somalia is ranked 31,858^th in the world and 199^th in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 38.88 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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