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The United States of Greater Somalia

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The United States of Greater Somalia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mareexaan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 34.886 billion Somalis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogadishu. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Somali economy, worth an astonishing 18,104 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 518,975 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, and politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Somalia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Greater Somalia is ranked 457^th in the world and 14^th in The East Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 13,606.24 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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