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The United States of Greater Somalia

“For my clan”

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The United States of Greater Somalia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Aden Adde with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 42.901 billion Somalis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogadishu. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Somali economy, worth an astonishing 26,913 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 627,338 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Somalia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Greater Somalia is ranked 195^th in the world and 4^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 250.58 law-abiding acts per hour.

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