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The United States of Greater Somalia

“For my clan”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The United States of Greater Somalia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Aden Adde with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 38.997 billion Somalis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogadishu. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Somali economy, worth an astonishing 22,517 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 577,414 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', major cities are suffering under water rationing, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, and sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Somalia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Greater Somalia is ranked 8th in the world and 2nd in The East Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 634.2 quips per hour.

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Smartest Citizens: 8thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20thMost Cultured: 20thLargest Publishing Industry: 27thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 34thHighest Poor Incomes: 41stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 43rdHighest Food Quality: 45thMost Secular: 68thLargest Information Technology Sector: 69thHighest Economic Output: 73rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 81stSafest: 84thMost Rebellious Youth: 104thMost Developed: 108thLongest Average Lifespans: 121stMost Efficient Economies: 126thMost Inclusive: 126thMost Pacifist: 153rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 156thMost Beautiful Environments: 162ndHealthiest Citizens: 165thLargest Governments: 181stHighest Average Incomes: 199thLowest Crime Rates: 298thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 309thMost Stationary: 329thMost Advanced Public Education: 429thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 703rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 851stLargest Populations: 887thHighest Average Tax Rates: 894thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,546thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,625thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,517thTop
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Most Income Equality: 3,457thLargest Retail Industry: 3,640thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,703rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,247thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,621stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,733rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,733rdMost Patriotic: 10,185thNudest: 11,357thRudest Citizens: 11,371stMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,639thMost Influential: 12,698thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,504thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,729thMost Politically Free: 22,860th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 33rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 39th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 91st in the regionMost Politically Free: 96th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 102nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 126th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 142nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 160th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 174th in the regionMost Income Equality: 206th in the regionNudest: 215th in the regionMost Patriotic: 238th in the regionRudest Citizens: 295th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 430th in the regionMost Extreme: 431st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 618th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 668th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 735th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 902nd in the region

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