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The United States of Greater Somalia

“For my clan”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The United States of Greater Somalia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mareexaan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 34.886 billion Somalis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogadishu. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Somali economy, worth an astonishing 18,104 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 518,975 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, and politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Somalia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Greater Somalia is ranked 457th in the world and 14th in The East Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 13,606.24 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Smartest Citizens: 16thHighest Poor Incomes: 28thLargest Publishing Industry: 29thMost Cultured: 30thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 48thMost Rebellious Youth: 75thMost Scientifically Advanced: 76thLargest Information Technology Sector: 80thLeast Corrupt Governments: 88thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 89thSafest: 93rdHighest Economic Output: 94thMost Secular: 117thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 161stMost Pacifist: 189thMost Efficient Economies: 212thMost Developed: 229thMost Inclusive: 230thMost Beautiful Environments: 233rdHighest Average Incomes: 249thLongest Average Lifespans: 254thLargest Governments: 318thHealthiest Citizens: 373rdMost Stationary: 376thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 457thMost Income Equality: 618thLowest Crime Rates: 682ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 692ndMost Advanced Public Education: 807thLargest Populations: 939thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,133rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,455thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,683rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,359thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,226thLargest Retail Industry: 3,260thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,880thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,652ndTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 10,983rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,113thMost Influential: 11,631stMost Politically Free: 14,876thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,380thMost Extreme: 19,003rd
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 38th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 40th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 70th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 82nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 88th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 120th in the regionMost Politically Free: 181st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 304th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 311th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 489th in the regionNudest: 610th in the regionMost Influential: 613th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 633rd in the region

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