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The V Formation of Goose Steppe

“What's good for the gander is good for the goose”

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The V Formation of Goose Steppe is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mère Gousse with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.898 billion Goose Steppers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aix-les-Bernache. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goose Stepping economy, worth 972 trillion goose barnacles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,269 goose barnacles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, the moon's craters are more numerous every day, and goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goose Steppe's national animal is the Steppengoose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jeu de l'Oie.

Goose Steppe is ranked 20,554^th in the world and 5^th in The Goose Pond for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,935.61 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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