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The Hateful Aberration of Goldenmouth

“The Almighty demands that all deviants be stoned!”

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The Hateful Aberration of Goldenmouth is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bloodlord Krovoprolitiye with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.693 billion Satanists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soleil Amarna. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sadistic economy, worth a remarkable 4,280 trillion Aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 256,399 Aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities, it's best not to ask what goes into Soleil Amarna Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices, government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Goldenmouth's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Animism.

Goldenmouth is ranked 1,606^th in the world and 22^nd in Forest for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 4,460.8 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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