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The Hateful Aberration of Goldenmouth

“The Almighty demands that all deviants be stoned!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The United Rogue Nations of Alteria

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Hateful Aberration of Goldenmouth is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bloodlord Krovoprolitiye with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.342 billion Satanists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soleil Amarna. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sadistic economy, worth a remarkable 2,395 trillion Aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 256,399 Aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities, it's best not to ask what goes into Soleil Amarna Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices, government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Goldenmouth's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Animism.

Goldenmouth is ranked 1,044th in the world and 1st in The United Rogue Nations of Alteria for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,890.9 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19thMost Devout: 27thMost Primitive: 29thMost Ignorant Citizens: 36thBest Weather: 204thMost Corrupt Governments: 344thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 386thMost Beautiful Environments: 454thLargest Black Market: 585thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 785thMost Subsidized Industry: 893rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,012thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,044thLowest Crime Rates: 1,106thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,367thLargest Governments: 1,597thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,617thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,941stTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3,134thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,631stFattest Citizens: 4,181stHighest Economic Output: 5,978thMost Authoritarian: 6,413thMost Stationary: 9,714thTop
Most Conservative: 11,494thMost Efficient Economies: 13,103rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,804thMost Influential: 16,253rd

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