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Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Location: Alliance of Supreme Powers |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The You need to of Go And touch grass for real is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, disturbing lack of elderly people, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.656 billion Go And touch grass for realians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 11.7%.
The Go And touch grass for realian economy, worth 173 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,628 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Retail stores have reported mile-long lines after the ban on video games was lifted, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, and inter-species marriages are ignored by the government. Crime is moderate. Go And touch grass for real's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Go And touch grass for real is ranked 276,858th in the world and 8,670th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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- : Following new legislation in Go And touch grass for real, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Go And touch grass for real, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
- : Following new legislation in Go And touch grass for real, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut.
- : Following new legislation in Go And touch grass for real, retail stores have reported mile-long lines after the ban on video games was lifted.
- : Following new legislation in Go And touch grass for real, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in Go And touch grass for real, Go And touch grass for real is renowned for its lax gun laws.
- : Following new legislation in Go And touch grass for real, business is banging at no-tell motels.
- : Following new legislation in Go And touch grass for real, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
- : Following new legislation in Go And touch grass for real, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state.