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The State of Global Anarchist

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The State of Global Anarchist is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.827 billion Global Anarchistians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Global Anarchistian economy, worth 866 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 37,978 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 258,205 per year while the poor average 2,040, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Global Anarchist's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, all tariffs have been abolished, Global Anarchist has designated Westminster as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Global Anarchist in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Global Anarchist's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Global Anarchist is ranked 67,922^nd in the world and 4^th in Malabo for Highest Food Quality, scoring 29.11 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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