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The Republic of Give Aerilia your cards

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The Republic of Give Aerilia your cards is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 935 million Give Aerilia your cardsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Give Aerilia your cardsian economy, worth 88.5 trillion Banks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,673 Banks, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Give Aerilia your cards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Give Aerilia your cards's national animal is the Legendary card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Give Aerilia your cards is ranked 155,812^th in the world and 24^th in Nerdlandia for Most Primitive, scoring -57.32 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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