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The Empire of Gigachad Gains

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The Empire of Gigachad Gains is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.032 billion Gigachads enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The all-consuming Gigachadian economy, worth 558 trillion ChadBucks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 92,556 ChadBucks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 434,528 per year while the poor average 11,742, a ratio of 37.0 to 1.

Public urination is on the increase, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Gigachad Gains's new capital, and a chain of pubs that cater solely to children has recently been unveiled. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gigachad Gains's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gigachad Gains is ranked 291,583^rd in the world and 11,102^nd in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 17.59 law-abiding acts per hour.

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