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The Retcon of Gallifrey Trenzalore

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The Retcon of Gallifrey Trenzalore is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Lord High President with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.562 billion Gallifrean Trenzaloreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Panopticon. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Gallifrean Trenzalorean economy, worth a remarkable 5,977 trillion Pandaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 290,711 Pandaks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Pandak mansions, The Lord High President toils in solitude while relatives party on a remote tropical island, radiation is a hot topic, and Gallifrean Trenzaloreans are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gallifrey Trenzalore's national animal is the Wifferdill, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Faction Paradox.

Gallifrey Trenzalore is ranked 16,782^nd in the world and 1^st in The Doctor Who Universe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.48 law-abiding acts per hour.

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