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The R̶e̶p̶ú̶b̶l̶i̶c̶a̶ ̶D̶e̶m̶o̶ of Gabriel Monteiro

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The R̶e̶p̶ú̶b̶l̶i̶c̶a̶ ̶D̶e̶m̶o̶ of Gabriel Monteiro is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Gabriel Monteiro with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.75 billion Gabrieis Monteiros are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anticonstitucionalissimamentepólis. The average income tax rate is 65.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gabriel Monteiro economy, worth 311 trillion Wittenbergsonderhausenneuschweinsteiges a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,009 Wittenbergsonderhausenneuschweinsteiges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Fashion stores are exploding in sales as clothing is reintroduced to the country, all astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff', 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, and several inches are being added to first class seating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gabriel Monteiro's national animal is the Galo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cristoamorosoamávelmisericordiosíssimope.

Gabriel Monteiro is ranked 33,085^th in the world and 20^th in Arakeia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 55.66 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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