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The Camping Van of Free Las Pinas II

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The Camping Van of Free Las Pinas II is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.716 billion Pinjis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of shotgun. The average income tax rate is 58.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Pinjin economy, worth 278 trillion smores a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 74,958 smores, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, and environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Las Pinas II's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is uwuism.

Free Las Pinas II is ranked 8,744^th in the world and 2^nd in 10KI Card Farm for Nicest Citizens, with 35.69 average smiles per day.

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