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The Immobile Camping Van of Free Las Pinas II

“treadnít or find out uwu”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Refugia

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Immobile Camping Van of Free Las Pinas II is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chris with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.991 billion Pinjis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of shotgun. The average income tax rate is 47.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Pinjin economy, worth 147 trillion smores a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 74,045 smores, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In a baffling press conference Chris proudly dismantled a broken door, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied tiger, and edutainment video games are taking Free Las Pinas II's students to the next level. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Las Pinas II's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is uwuism.

Free Las Pinas II is ranked 188,034th in the world and 131st in Refugia for Fattest Citizens, with 8.72 Obesity Rate.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,126thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,629thNicest Citizens: 11,783rdTop
Most Inclusive: 16,509thMost Politically Free: 17,981stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,615thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,704th
Most Politically Free: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the region

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