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The Slavian People's Army of FPR Illyria is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.739 billion Illyrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Illyrian economy, worth 76.5 trillion Illyrian paras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 27,948 Illyrian paras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, there is a 'turn around' sign at every border entrance, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, and Leader claims to be the epitome of family values. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FPR Illyria's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

FPR Illyria is ranked 289,777^th in the world and 1^st in Slavian Peoples Army for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.9 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.