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The Toxic air filled land of FNAFia

“Be wary of the Sulphurous Seas.”

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The Toxic air filled land of FNAFia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by mikeyplease with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.344 billion FNAFians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Environment, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cawthon City. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient FNAFian economy, worth a remarkable 1,543 trillion Fazcoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,022 Fazcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', childhood friends of mikeyplease are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, and children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FNAFia's national animal is the Animatronic, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Crimson.

FNAFia is ranked 4,965^th in the world and 1^st in FNAF for Lowest Crime Rates, with 116.67 law-abiding acts per hour.

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