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The Animatronic land of FNAFia

“I won't die”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
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Location: FNAF

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Animatronic land of FNAFia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Michael with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.222 billion FNAFians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Environment, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cawthon City. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong FNAFian economy, worth 100 trillion Fazcoins a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,595 Fazcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", there is a dearth of space for new houses, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in FNAFia, and the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FNAFia's national animal is the Animatronic, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

FNAFia is ranked 6,019th in the world and 1st in FNAF for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 7,961.92 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Conservative: 4,429thBest Weather: 4,686thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,738thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,019thMost Authoritarian: 6,959thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,303rdTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,641stLongest Average Lifespans: 11,960thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,989thLowest Crime Rates: 12,571stHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,212thHealthiest Citizens: 13,435thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,828thMost Devout: 13,918th

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