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The Animatronic Land of FNAFia

“You won't die”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: FNAF

Regional Influence: Dominator


The Animatronic Land of FNAFia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Michael with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.164 billion FNAFians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Environment, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cawthon City. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse FNAFian economy, worth 345 trillion Fazcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,240 Fazcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, birth announcements often also serve as death announcements, and a stitch in time could see you serving nine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FNAFia's national animal is the Animatronic, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

FNAFia is ranked 199,057th in the world and 3rd in FNAF for Least Corrupt Governments, with 56.26 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 398thBest Weather: 2,010thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,269thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,989thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,432ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,819thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,172ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,180thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,208thMost Authoritarian: 6,965thMost Devout: 7,077thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,605thLowest Crime Rates: 7,721stMost Conservative: 8,705thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,791stTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,826thLargest Governments: 11,760thHealthiest Citizens: 12,514thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,989thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,222ndHighest Poor Incomes: 19,900thMost Extreme: 20,233rd

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