Spotlight on:
The Necrosocialist Convocation of Kalmykhia |
“We are the people!”
Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: The Internationale |
Regional Influence: Ambassador |
The Necrosocialist Convocation of Kalmykhia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by General Secretary with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 44.421 billion Kalmykhians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalmykhia City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Kalmykhian economy, worth an astonishing 18,551 trillion kalmykh roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 417,626 kalmykh roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from General Secretary's rear echelons, it's not mass murder when the government does it, and Kalmykhia is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalmykhia's national animal is the mink, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Kalmykhia is ranked 1,298th in the world and 2nd in The Internationale for Most Corrupt Governments, with 429.42 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, Kalmykhia is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
- : Kalmykhia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, it's not mass murder when the government does it.
- : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from General Secretary's rear echelons.
- : Kalmykhia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Kalmykhia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
- : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.
- : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
- : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 6 » The American Continentes, Esgeirimmen, Vilthis, Hertalin, Venatriya, and Raerok.