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The Federated Communes of Kalmykhia

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Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: The Internationale

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The Federated Communes of Kalmykhia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by General Secretary with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 37.811 billion Kalmykhians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalmykhia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kalmykhian economy, worth an astonishing 12,199 trillion kalmykh roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 322,637 kalmykh roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Kalmykhia City Times is sold out, General Secretary's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, and the public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalmykhia's national animal is the mink, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kalmykhia is ranked 245,367th in the world and 259th in The Internationale for Most Armed, with 0.08 Weapons Per Person.

Most Developed: 118thLongest Average Lifespans: 134thHealthiest Citizens: 137thHighest Average Tax Rates: 147thMost Secular: 152ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 165thLargest Governments: 171stMost Advanced Public Transport: 171stMost Inclusive: 251stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 262ndLowest Crime Rates: 264thHighest Economic Output: 300thSmartest Citizens: 311thLargest Welfare Programs: 333rdMost Advanced Public Education: 380thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 423rdHighest Poor Incomes: 448thSafest: 564thLargest Populations: 596thMost Compassionate Citizens: 682ndMost Rebellious Youth: 790thMost Scientifically Advanced: 792ndMost Subsidized Industry: 852ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 888thMost Cultured: 894thMost Efficient Economies: 1,003rdNicest Citizens: 1,157thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,243rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,436thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,515thHighest Average Incomes: 1,681stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,771stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,331stTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,798thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,016thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,847thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,132ndMost Income Equality: 14,902ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,311thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,491st
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 26th in the region

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