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The Empire of Fiery HellHole |
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| Category: Corporate Police State | ||
| Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
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Location: Project Nighthawk |
Regional Influence: Ambassador |
The Empire of Fiery HellHole is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.062 billion Fiery HellHoleans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.
The very strong Fiery HellHolean economy, worth 75.1 trillion Schitt stains a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 70,716 Schitt stains, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 321,832 per year while the poor average 9,499, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.
Textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, a major religion has been named as Fiery HellHole's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Fiery HellHole in an international press conference, and Fiery HellHole has designated Fiery HellHole City as its capital city. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Fiery HellHole's national animal is the Scraggly Parking Lot Bird , which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.
Fiery HellHole is ranked 108,982nd in the world and 4th in Project Nighthawk for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,823.01 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Fiery HellHole's influence in Project Nighthawk rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
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Fiery HellHole, Fiery HellHole has designated Fiery HellHole City as its capital city.
- : Following new legislation in
Fiery HellHole, Leader has just been declared ruler of Fiery HellHole in an international press conference.
- : Following new legislation in
Fiery HellHole, a major religion has been named as Fiery HellHole's national religion.
- : Following new legislation in
Fiery HellHole, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.
- : Following new legislation in
Fiery HellHole, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.
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Fiery HellHole was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive, Largest Retail Industry, Largest Basket Weaving Sector, and Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in
Fiery HellHole, artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece.
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Fiery HellHole, women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets.
- : Following new legislation in
Fiery HellHole, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death.





















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