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The Free Land of Fia Milorenti

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The Free Land of Fia Milorenti is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 27.986 billion Fia Milorentians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The Fia Milorentian economy, worth a remarkable 2,090 trillion Milors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 74,682 Milors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Fia Milorenti, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fia Milorenti's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Fia Milorenti is ranked 43,397^th in the world and 968^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 48.76 kickbacks per hour.

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