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The Most Serene Republic of Featured Forest is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Green Man with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.024 billion Featured Foresters enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sequoia. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Featured Forestian economy, worth 421 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,846 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, and children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Featured Forest's national animal is the Common raccoon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Naturism.

Featured Forest is ranked 8,176^th in the world and 2^nd in Brasilistani territories for Most Cultured, scoring 125 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.