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The Swedish Translation of Fart Is Speed

“Sassy and Gassy”

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The Swedish Translation of Fart Is Speed is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.601 billion Fart Is Speedians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thunderous. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fart Is Speedian economy, worth a remarkable 1,409 trillion Whiffs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 163,847 Whiffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, and translators are keen to explain feline MPs' claw and ordure policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fart Is Speed's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fart Is Speed is ranked 7,537^th in the world and 7^th in Schopenhauer for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.77 law-abiding acts per hour.

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