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The Swedish Translation of Fart Is Speed

“Sassy and Gassy”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Schopenhauer

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

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The Swedish Translation of Fart Is Speed is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.495 billion Fart Is Speedians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thunderous. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fart Is Speedian economy, worth a remarkable 1,391 trillion Whiffs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 163,781 Whiffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fart Is Speed's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fart Is Speed is ranked 39,992nd in the world and 6th in Schopenhauer for Most Stationary, with 1,132.22446982032 days.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,753rdSafest: 1,925thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,111thMost Pacifist: 2,389thTop
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Most Secular: 3,488thNicest Citizens: 3,640thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,707thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,807thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,164thMost Inclusive: 4,471stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,525thMost Developed: 4,675thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,728thHighest Food Quality: 4,808thSmartest Citizens: 5,277thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,540thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,661stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,738thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,770thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,836thBest Weather: 5,873rdMost Cultured: 5,927thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,095thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,511thHealthiest Citizens: 6,992ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,456thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,696thLargest Governments: 7,864thMost Income Equality: 12,374thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,079thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,308thHighest Average Incomes: 17,711thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,549thHighest Economic Output: 19,577thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,568thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,818th

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