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The Godless Republic of Fairbur

“Before anything else, everyone's needs must be met.”

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The Godless Republic of Fairbur is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor Samuel with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.554 billion SJWs enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Fairburian economy, worth a remarkable 3,648 trillion Djoungoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 207,865 Djoungoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', and foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fairbur's national animal is the Pepe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fairbur is ranked 289,424^th in the world and 45^th in Regionless for Most Primitive, scoring -599.08 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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