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The Timiskranean Penal Colony of Exiled Sinners

“Hell is the best system we have”

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The Timiskranean Penal Colony of Exiled Sinners is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dante Naamah with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.63 billion Exiled Sinners are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while Education and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guantanamo Bay. The average income tax rate is 86.9%.

The very strong Exiled Sinnersian economy, worth 322 trillion Repents a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 69,576 Repents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

It is firmly believed that cameras steal souls, Devil sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites, Exiled Sinners successfully hosted the The Brotherhood of Malice Olympics, and the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Exiled Sinners's national animal is the Devil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

Exiled Sinners is ranked 15,402^nd in the world and 36^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Most Corrupt Governments, with 119.9 kickbacks per hour.

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