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The Associate Custodianship of Esterlon

“Non ducor duco.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: New Hyperion

Regional Influence: Instigator

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The Associate Custodianship of Esterlon is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Deputy-General Johanna Morris with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 24.997 billion Esterlonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ambersyell. The average income tax rate is 54.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Esterlonian economy, worth a remarkable 8,944 trillion NationStates Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 357,809 NationStates Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, displaying impatience in any form lands you a spot on the EIA watchlist, government projects are full of waste, and the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esterlon's national animal is the Pigeon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Esterlon is ranked 16,575th in the world and 3rd in New Hyperion for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 35,026.76 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 233rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 263rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 439thHighest Poor Incomes: 571stLargest Black Market: 600thLargest Mining Sector: 608thLargest Insurance Industry: 684thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 945thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,012thMost Avoided: 1,251stLargest Retail Industry: 1,348thHighest Economic Output: 1,468thHighest Average Incomes: 1,687thFattest Citizens: 2,207thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,449thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,583rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,699thMost Income Equality: 2,803rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,978thMost Efficient Economies: 3,276thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 4,249thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,991stMost Stationary: 7,331stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,670thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,192ndMost Influential: 10,379thLargest Governments: 12,205thMost Secular: 12,306thLargest Populations: 12,678thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,440thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,697thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,446thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,575thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 17,202ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,433rdMost Developed: 20,567thLowest Crime Rates: 21,708thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,616thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26,089thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28,529th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

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