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The Oppressed Peoples of Emergency Puppet 63

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The Oppressed Peoples of Emergency Puppet 63 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.948 billion Emergency Puppet 63ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 76.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Emergency Puppet 63ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,282 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,899 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, Emergency Puppet 63ian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emergency Puppet 63's national animal is the Black Widow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Emergency Puppet 63 is ranked 20,605^th in the world and 63^rd in Emergency Puppet for Most Corrupt Governments, with 98.26 kickbacks per hour.

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